This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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