You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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