I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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