He passed out mid-signature
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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