come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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