the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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