Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
