Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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