fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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