Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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