He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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