even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
