And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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