RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
what day is it and did you see me today?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
