we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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