How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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