The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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