I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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