I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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