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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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