i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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