So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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