only if we run a train.
done.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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