try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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