doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you didnt know i had herpes?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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