Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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