that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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