And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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