I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
