Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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