Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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