You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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