I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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