We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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