So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
then he tried to convert me to islam
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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