Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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