Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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