nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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