is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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