I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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