We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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