youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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