were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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