Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
