my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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