My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize