Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You made out with two different species that night
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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