Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This house was built for laser tag.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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