New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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