Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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