turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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