after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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