Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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